{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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